Aren't Orioles Fucking Awesome?

Look at this fuckin legend just chillin on a twig.

For Real Though?

     Like, for real though Reader? These guys are so fucking cool. They eat like Jelly and shit, I don't even know. They rock that fuckin sexual dimorphism, the males are more brightly colored than the females because they're better suited to protecting their nests. Isn't that the most bitching thing you've ever heard? The dudes are fucking born to fight, they could definitely kick your punk ass, Reader. 

Look at the color on this fuckin guy.

Have You Even Seen These Guys?

     Look at that fucking color, it's like God himself shone rays of light from the heavens directly into your fucking skull when you look at these flying shards of a stained glass windows from the finest Cathedral in the fucking world. You cannot even look me in the god damned eyes and tell me that you wouldn't give your left fucking tit to look half as colorful as these fucking angels Reader. Orange isn't even my favorite color and these guys are out here every. god. damn. DAY. fuckin the whole ass game up. God damn the word "majestic" doesn't even BEGIN to describe these fucking dudes.


     So I will leave you with this, Reader. Next time you go outside and see a shimmering of wings on a pillow of winds, think of the humble Oriole. Think of how bitchin these little dudes are Reader, and try and take a page out of their book.