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Say Goodbye to Owls

  Hello Reader, welcome back to The Bird Inspector. I apologize that I can't be writing on a lighter topic. This is because when I searched 'bird' on google images the first photo that stood out to me is the one you see above and I thought it would be funny to write an article using it. It probably comes as equal news to you as it did to me at the time, but now I get to filter it down to you because you're not smart enough to google anything other than the word facebook because you don't have it bookmarked. Well maybe you do have it bookmarked, but I bet you're far too 'busy' to actually broaden your interests, especially in an aviary capacity. Oh yes the news. Owls worldwide have been disintegrated. On January 13th, 2021 the WOPO (World Owl Protection Organization) issued this statement. "In late October of 2020 our research team found that the owl population was rapidly decreasing. This concerned our teams and more research was starting to begin o

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