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Frustrating Friday Night for the L.A. Macaws

Hello Reader. It is with great pleasure that I welcome you back to The Bird Inspector. However, Reader, it is with great displeasure that I report the absolute destruction of my favorite bird football team. "It was fucking embarrassing." said the head coach of the L.A. Macaws, Kent Rogers. In the world of bird football Kent Rogers is known for two things, the frequency at which he drops F-bombs and being a terrible coach, and this Friday we saw a healthy amount of both in the game against their rivals, the Tacoma Talons. It's been an amazing season thus far for the Macaws mostly, in my own personal opinion, because of their star quarterback Jimmy Clawson. Well, I'm sorry if this is the first you're hearing of it, but early in the first half Clawson sustained a crushing beak injury that, according to the bird doctors, should keep him out for the rest of the season. Actually, Reader, I'm not sorry if this is the first you're hearing about it. If you

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