Three Risks of Starting Your Own Bird Website

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     Hello, Readers. Today we're going to talk about something very close to my heart: starting your own bird news website. I know many of you have the desire to someday have your own, but before you go out buying domain names let me talk to you about some of the three largest risks of being "in the business".

1. The Smell 

     This is something that I personally wouldn't have expected to happen. Ever since The Bird Inspector has been up and running, my house has been really smelling awful. I can't find the source of the smell, but it's gotten to the point where I wear a mask over my face whenever I'm inside. I strongly recommend this one here. It works extremely well, and removes a lot of the odor. The downside is that they are a little on the expensive side, but I'll bet it's cheaper than hiring someone to come out here and deal with this awful smell.  

2. I'm Always Out of Eggs  

     This is one of my biggest issues with the website. I haven't had the right amount of eggs in weeks, and it's more than frustrating, reader. I'm baking a cake, and I need 2 eggs? Only one in the fridge. Of course, just my luck. This wasn't cautioned when I brought around the idea of The Bird Inspector to my cohorts, but it's more than rearing its ugly head now. Dear Reader, before you open your own mid-western, bird-related news website, I ask of you this: Is it worth it? Never having enough eggs? All I know is, The Bird Inspector is my passion. And I would give all the eggs in the world for it.

3. The Loneliness

Ever since I started The Bird Inspector, I haven't spoken to a single girl. I'm so lonely. 


  1. What's the bird of the week for this week?

    1. We apologize for our absence! Please read our "Newspaper from the Future!" article for an explanation. Sometimes life just throws you a curve ball in the form of a mysterious newspaper dated a week from now in your drywall, you know?

  2. I am in love with this
    I will talk to a girl for you


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