Bird of the Week: Golden Pheasant

Welcome back, Reader! March is about to kick off with a bang. I'm happy to introduce you to our very first Bird of the Week this month, The Golden Pheasant. Reader, I'm going to come clean with you: I pretty much never do any research for these things. I like to pretend I know what I'm talking about, but I really don't. Honestly I doubt many of you are even reading this, and since that's the case I can pretty much say whatever I want. I could say that this bird has laser eyes and you idiots would eat it up,"Oh, haha yes call me Reader and tell me about birds." That's what you sound like to me. God, you people are ridiculous.

Anyway, more about this bird. Doesn't he look like a cool little samurai? Like one of those cool hats.

I don't know about you, Reader, but I really want one of these helmets. I think they're awesome, and for a bird to just be born wearing one? That is a rare gift.

Enjoy your week.