Three Things Your Bird Husband Will Love in the Bedroom

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Hello, Reader. Today we're going to get a little romantic. Not between you and I, your visits to The Bird Inspector thus far have been purely professional and I would like to keep it that way, but I mean between you and you're bird husband. It's always tricky figuring out what he wants or is trying to say, he's a bird for God's sake! Don't let this discourage you though, Reader. I'm here to save your marriage with these three simple things your bird husband wont be able to get enough of.

1. Have You Tried Making Your Bed Look More Like a Nest?
The research is in, Reader, and birds love nests! I bet if your bird husband came home after a long day of scavenging for seeds and insects, he would just love it if your bed looked like a nest. You could cuddle up with him and maybe even kiss him if you want, but I don't really want to think about that. 

    2. Having a Dirt Pit  
A dirt pit is always a nice edition to the bedroom because there are just so many ways to use it. Try keeping it damp and put some worms in it. Your avian lover will have a great time hopping around and pecking at the soil. This wont cease to rile him up in the best way, if you know what I mean. 

    3. A Bird Beak Mask
I'm sure you are well aware that birds 'preen' which is a form of self grooming, and I'm also sure you you've watched your husband do this many times and thought, "Man I wish I would get in on that somehow." Well, Reader I'm here to tell you that you can! Try keeping something like this in your nightstand and help him out next time his feathers need a little attention. He will love the attention, plus you'll like more like a bird!

Thank you so much for reading and I hope you put these tips to good use!

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