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I've Done the Unthinkable

    Reader, this is my open confession and testament to the atrocities I have created. Please witness my sins as I lay them before you and pass thine wrathful judgement upon me.  Allow yourself to follow my words as I so freely write them. Any chance for which you can understand, or attempt to understand my reasons I pray will lead to mercy.  As I lied awake, fevered and alone, the unrelenting 'caw, caw caw' echoed through my head as if I were in some damnable chamber of torture, orchestrated by the king of torture, the unholy. The pain from which I felt was akin to sensations I have only felt twice before. Firstly, when my mentor, oh whom would strike with a wooden bludgeon, rapped repeated my skull for the crime of mine own impotency, surely worsened by the fear of more rappings. Secondly, from a great drop, a drop I fell whilst drunkenly towering atop the parapet of some twenty meters from the ground. This context may appear frivolous, but I beg you keep it rememb...

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